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BREAKING: Pentagon officials say thousands in Army's elite 82nd Airborne have tested positive for marijuana
Paratroopers dropping hot for that Sour Diesel drop, says brass. Brass now scrambling for their own plug.
By Don Kushone
Industry
Costco enters the middleman trim plug business to keep up with distillate cart demand
Bulk mids for the masses: Costco's latest bulk buy is suspect trim, straight to your STIIIZY pods.
By Paulie Purp
Crime Beat
Cannabis kingpin awwested: nearly $1.5B in spwayed lemon chewwy gelato seized
Feds bust the Spray Pack Don, but real gas heads know LCG ain't ruined by dessert spray.
By Luca Rolla
Breaking
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BREAKING: Local carpenter claims his father created Sour Diesel, insists only he has the 'real cut'
Hammerhead heir drops lineage bomb—Sour Diesel daddy's true seed in a toolbox.
By Luca Rolla
Breaking
BREAKING: Bronx weed tents reportedly operating with better margins than licensed dispensaries
Street tents trumping suits—Bronx black market blooming while MSOs wither.
By Connie Cookie
Breaking
BREAKING: DHS instructs TSA agents to begin allowing travelers with bullshit weed to just go about their day
Feds fold: bullshit buds bypass bins—fly high with fakes, no fuss.
By The Consigliere
Weed Nerd
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Weed Nerd
New 'STIIIZY Hack' allows customers to spend $94 and still feel hungry afterward
Life hack for the ages: drop a Benjamin on pods, munch like it's free. STIIIZY genius or greatest scam?
By Paulie Purp
Weed Nerd
Researchers found that cannabis may make you remember things that never happened
Lab coats confirm: toke up, timeline twists—your 'real cut' Sour Diesel? Total trip.
By Luca Rolla
Strain Talk
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Politics
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Politics
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani signs executive order declaring all New Yorkers will receive a voucher for a FREE 3.5 of Lemon Cherry Gelato once a week
NYC socialist supreme hooks the five boroughs on free LCG—gas welfare or gateway to spray?
By Connie Cookie
Politics
NYC bans spray terp vendors from Washington Square Park ahead of 4/20
Arch clears out the candy cart clowns—WSP back to real gas, no fruity fakes.
By Paulie Purp
Industry
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Industry
Man avoids Hall of Flowers, reports increased testosterone, higher IQ, and zero conversations about 'branding'
One custo skips the expo circus, levels up life—no spray talks, just straight gas gains.
By Don Kushone
Industry
Man says he only entered cannabis industry to help people and finance a Hellcat at 28% APR
Noble trapper tale: heal the sick, flex the whip—cannabis savior or slick salesman?
By The Consigliere
Culture
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Culture
Elderly man claims new fruity weed is primarily responsible for turning users fake and gay
OG grandpa blames terp sprays for today's soft custies, demands return to Skunk #1 purity.
By Connie Cookie
Culture
NASA astronauts risk lives in space, return with 'mid-grade moonrocks'
Zero-G zips yield lunar lows—no cosmic chem, just space mids.
By Don Kushone
Culture
The Plant Didn't Change in 2025… The People Around It Did
Gas eternal, custies corrupted—2025's the year weed stayed pure, humans went phony.
By Paulie Purp
Culture
Watching weed bros go from lovable outlaws to state-sanctioned ass kissers
From tent titans to regulator rimjobs—cannabis crew's cringe evolution.
By Don Kushone
