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Watching weed bros go from lovable outlaws to state-sanctioned ass kissers
From tent titans to regulator rimjobs—cannabis crew's cringe evolution.
By Don Kushone Share
Prime-time tragedy: weed bros, once tent tyrants dodging feds, now kissing MSO rings. 'Compliance consultants' my ass.
Outlaw days? Gas runs in the shadows. Now? Hall of Flowers holograms.
State-sanctioned simps, 28% APR Hellcats gleaming.
Family watches, weeping: from heat to heatless.
"Outlaws to ass-kissers? Dat's da real prohibition," growled Don Kushone.
Ironic kicker: Lovable? Only in flashbacks.
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