Costco enters the middleman trim plug business to keep up with distillate cart demand
Bulk mids for the masses: Costco's latest bulk buy is suspect trim, straight to your STIIIZY pods.
Costco, the ultimate distro for soccer moms, just muscled into the trim game. Middleman plug for that cart sauce demand—$19.99 for 50 pounds of mystery green, perfect for your backyard BHO.
Forget boutique rosin; this is industrial mids at volume. MSOs quaking, their candy packs can't compete with the Kirkland Kief.
'We're bulking up the black market,' winked a vest-wearing underboss. Custies lining up like it's free samples day, carts filling faster than a Hellcat at 28% APR.
Weed nerds crying 'terp loss,' but the family knows: volume over vapor. Costco consigliere already plotting hot dog stands at Hall of Flowers.
"Trim this, trim that—Costco's got the real bulk deal," burped Paulie Purp from the food court.
Ironic kicker: Who needs exotics when you've got a membership card to mids heaven?
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