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The Plant Didn't Change in 2025… The People Around It Did
Gas eternal, custies corrupted—2025's the year weed stayed pure, humans went phony.
By Paulie Purp Share
2025 recap: plant's the same Skunk soul, but the boys flipped to bros. Spray packs over Sour Diesel.
Tents to trademarks—lovable outlaws now LinkedIn lickspittles.
Weed nerds terp-testing fakes; family mourns the shift.
Plant pure, people pozzed—gas nostalgia hits hard.
"Plant didn't change; da custies got sprayed soft," sighed Paulie Purp.
Kicker: 2026 fix? Back to the Bronx basics.
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Inspired by a real story: The plant did not change, the people around it did
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