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NASA astronauts risk lives in space, return with 'mid-grade moonrocks'
Zero-G zips yield lunar lows—no cosmic chem, just space mids.
By Don Kushone Share
Astronauts blast off, touch moon, haul back mid-grade moonrocks. 'Zero terps, all grit,' lab tech gripes.
Billion-dollar boondoggle: rocks rippier than Costco trim. No Super Silver Haze from the stars.
Houston, we got a problem—mids. Family says stick to earth gas.
'Risked re-entry for reggies,' sources scoff. Rosin Bois already mocking.
"Moonrocks? Dem's space mids—stick to Sour D, NASA," snorted Don Kushone.
Ironic kicker: Apollo who? Bronx tents got better orbit.
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