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BREAKING: Bronx weed tents reportedly operating with better margins than licensed dispensaries
Street tents trumping suits—Bronx black market blooming while MSOs wither.
Bronx tents crushing it: 60% margins vs. dispas' 20%. No branding BS, just bags of gas.
MSOs drowning in packs; tents sling LCG real, no spray.
Feds feign shock, TSA waves bullshit through. Family's playground.
'Licensing's a license to lose,' tent capo chuckles.
"Tents got da margins, dispas got da spray—easy choice," barked Connie Cookie.
Ironic kicker: Legal loses to the lunge.
Inspired by a real story: New York tent operators achieve profitability with low overhead and immediate market access
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