About

The Family's Paper of Record

TheBudfather is satire from inside the cannabis family — equal parts Sopranos cold open and Onion front page, written by people who actually know what a real cut of Sour Diesel smells like.

We cover the news the wire services won't print: Spray Pack Mafia indictments, the LCG cartel, weed-nerd terpene rituals, the slow death of gas, and the rise of holographic preroll vendors at every state line.

What we are

• A satirical cannabis newsroom.
• Sopranos POVs and Weed Nerd parody breaking news.
• The newsletter your dispensary's compliance team prays you don't read.

What we are not

• A real newspaper.
• Legal advice.
• Sponsored by anyone we make fun of (yet).

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