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Man says he only entered cannabis industry to help people and finance a Hellcat at 28% APR
Noble trapper tale: heal the sick, flex the whip—cannabis savior or slick salesman?
Tommy Two-Joints confesses: dove into green gold 'to help folks,' emerged with Hellcat humming at 28% interest. 'Therapy in terps,' he swears.
Started with tents, now MSO middleman. Custies cured? Nah, his garage gleams.
'People first, profits purr,' he grins, revving. LinkedIn loves it; real family smells cap.
Bronx boys built empires sans APR; Tommy's just another weed bro with a sob story.
"Help people? Dat Hellcat's helpin' his ego," laughed The Consigliere.
Ironic kicker: Hellcat high—gas prices included.
Inspired by a real story: Man says he only entered cannabis industry to finance a Hellcat at 28% APR
