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BREAKING: DHS instructs TSA agents to begin allowing travelers with bullshit weed to just go about their day
Feds fold: bullshit buds bypass bins—fly high with fakes, no fuss.
DHS memo drops: TSA, wave through the bullshit weed. No more pat-downs for packs.
Airports now distro hubs—STIIIZY pods to the skies, mid-grade moonrocks welcome.
Pentagon paratroopers inspired? Real gas still risks the rip.
Custies jet-settin' with spray; tents cheer unregulated flow.
"Bullshit weed greenlit? Feds finally inhaled," smirked The Consigliere.
Kicker: TSA tip: Pack light, puff right.
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