Politics
NYC bans spray terp vendors from Washington Square Park ahead of 4/20
Arch clears out the candy cart clowns—WSP back to real gas, no fruity fakes.
By Paulie Purp Share
NYC cracks the whip: no more spray terp trolls hawking packs at Washington Square. 4/20 cleanup—gas only, custies.
Vendors scattering like rosin roaches; tents take over, better margins, better mids.
'Make Parks Pure Again,' mayor mutters. Weed nerds whine, but family cheers: end the dessert drought.
4/20 now Sour Diesel safe zone—no STIIIZY spray surprises.
"Spray vendors? Good riddance—WSP for da real heat now," barked Paulie Purp.
Kicker: Ban so strict, even TSA's jealous.
Inspired by a real story: New Yorkers relocate spray terp operations to the nearest sidewalk
