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The Budfather

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Crime Beat

Spray Pack Mafia, the heat, the awwests.

Authorities confirm seized shipment was scheduled to appear on Instagram

Crime Beat May 12, 2026

Cannabis kingpin awwested: nearly $1.5B in spwayed lemon chewwy gelato seized

Feds bust the Spray Pack Don, but real gas heads know LCG ain't ruined by dessert spray.

By Luca Rolla

Feds crack down on Spray Pack Mafia accused of pushing dessert terps onto the youth

Crime Beat May 10, 2026

EXCLUSIVE: Feds crack down on 'Spray Pack Mafia' accused of pushing dessert terps onto the youth

Feds raid the candy cart crew, saving kids from terp tyranny one holographic pack at a time.

By The Consigliere