Man avoids Hall of Flowers, reports increased testosterone, higher IQ, and zero conversations about 'branding'
One custo skips the expo circus, levels up life—no spray talks, just straight gas gains.
Johnny No-Show dodged Hall of Flowers, woke up jacked: T-levels through roof, brain on Bruce Banner, zero LinkedIn bros yapping 'brand synergy.'
Event's a spray-fest: holographic hustlers, MSO mids. He hit the tents instead—Bronx margins, real terps.
'Real men lift weights, not egos,' he grunted. IQ spiked minus the consultant chatter.
Weed nerds still arguing IG exotics; Johnny's living proof: skip the show, stack the glow.
"Hall of Fakers? Dat joint's for custies who pack da packaging," sneered Don Kushone.
Kicker: Testosterone tip: Trade trade shows for tent smoke.
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